Friday, May 04, 2007

Chicken balls at Iggy's

Yes, Iggy's offers "chicken balls" on their menu. As if that name weren't bad enough, this is how your order appears on the receipt:

Oh, Iggy's! Why chicken BALLS? Chicken rounds, chicken rolls, even chicken spheres all sound better, more appetizing and less... uh... anatomically suggestive.

And your customers won't go home with a receipt for a Bucket O Balls.

Iggy's, I do freelance copywriting. Call me. My rates are reasonable.