Monday, January 08, 2007

"Suspected tornado flattens homes"

Seriously. That was the headline on CNN this morning.

What? You're not sure if it was a tornado or not?

"Littered with downed threes and power lines, homes along this entire street have been wiped out. This has all the makings of a tornado but we don't want to jump to conclusions: we haven't ruled out drunken, wandering giants or a high school prank gone too far. More as the story develops."

Just another example of why I should be making more money than I am. Sheesh.