On behalf of America, or at least a few people I know, I'd like to personally welcome Kosovo and its citizens into the world. It's strange to think that yesterday they weren't Kosovoians. They were Serbians. And Serbia, as we all know, is entirely peopled with criminals. Apparently there were a lot of people who didn't want to be criminals. They are now Kosovoians. Good for them!
The downside of the whole "freedom and liberation from war lords and dictators" thing is that now I need to buy a new globe. *sigh*
I suppose it's worth it. Besides, check out the above picture! People joyously waving American flags in celebration! It's nice to see that everyone in the world doesn't hate us.
For more information on our former-Soviet-bloc brethren, see this CNN article.