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Friday, September 28, 2007

Where is Chuck Norris when you need him?



According to this article in the Pittsburgh Channel, two women dressed like ninjas robbed a convenience store using a samurai sword and a dagger.

Ya know, what? Right on. For some reason I would rather see ninjas robbing people than gang-bangers and druggies. I'm not sure why, but it seems a little more OK if it's ninjas.

That being said, I don't think these people were really ninjas. For one, I don't know if there are even female ninjas. (Maybe these were new-age ninjas?) Also where the @#$% were their throwing stars??

Amateurs.

They must have had some ninja skills because they're still at large. Police are asking for help. If anyone in the Pittsburgh area notices two ninjas eating Slim Jims and pounding Slurpees, please contact the authorities immediately.