After cutting me down, you, my faithful readers, are right there to lift me back up. First, you overwhelmingly tell me I look like a/the Yellow Wiggle. Then you immediately swoop in and buoy my spirits with comments such as these:
"Hey, a Wiggle isn't too bad...it could be worse."
"In another 20 years you may not look anything like him anymore. Thank you time."
"If you could somehow score the sweet looking Wiggle-mobile the look a likeness might not be a bad thing."
And my personal favorite: "Don't go and kill yourself over it."
Readers, thank you. I feel much better about everything now. Your (kind?) words have warmed my heart and comforted my soul. Thank you.