Paris is in prison. Granted, it took her a few steps to get there.First she stopped by the MTV Movie Awards and walked the red carpet. Isn't that what everyone does before they go to jail?
Then she drove to the men's prison. There, they kindly explained that she was not a man and gave her directions to the women's prison.
At the women's prison she checked into the "special needs" unit (I'll bite my tongue), got that beautiful mug shot taken, and settled into her cell. Currently, she doesn't have a roommate.
CNN says, "Like other inmates in that unit, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. No cell phones or BlackBerrys are permitted in the facility, even for visitors.
Maybe that'll shape her up.
