Ryan and I feel the need to express our love for those we Scare-O-Nate. We love you. We do it because you're good-natured people and we're fond of you. We wish we could hang out on the weekend, although that would be awkward. You're the kind of people who we admire. The top percentile. We, in fact, love you.
Or your desk happens to face away from your office door.
Sincerely,
Team Scare-O-Nater
