Wendy's Diwemma

Hear ye. I have serious beef (where's the beef??) with Wendy's. Now, Frosties are a choice food (or is it a beverage?) and I have no qualms with the Frosty itself. It's the spoon that sucks.

It's a sturdy spoon, which reflects the thick goodness of the Frosty. But it is entirely too deep. You can't get all the Frosty out of the friggin' spoon!

Something important to keep in mind:

There is no third gender.

And you would do well to remember that.